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Chocolate Anus Introduces Best Novelty Gift Item of the Year While Supporting Rainforest Alliance and Fair Trade USA Plus Various Other Non-Profits

 

Lexington, KY -- (SBWIRE) -- 12/11/2014 -- Chocolate Anus offers the best backdoor novelty gift item that will fit well for strange items to give away this holiday season. Aside from the novelty tag, Chocolate Anus is also a proud supporter of various causes and its products are made only from the highest quality chocolates available in the market today. Chocolate Anus proudly supports the Rainforest alliance and Fair Trade USA by only producing chocolate products from their member farmers, which is a reminder that for every product sold on and delivered from their online store, a customer gets to make a difference.

Why Chocolate Anus

Its proponents also discussed a bit about why they chose to have such an extremely mundane thing etched into another mundane product – chocolates. They wittily answered: why not?

Following their team's way of thinking, everyone has an anus which is a check, and everyone could not live a happy, normal life without one which is another check. They always state that anuses unite every single human being regardless of age, religion, gender, or even species. So much from being unique and different, they added "It's a ticklish topic that never fails to induce a giggle, smile or grin. A chocolate gall bladder just wouldn't be as fun. Think of it like a plump, puckered pair of lips, only in reverse--or maybe a pretty rosebud about to bloom on a misty spring morning."

Besides being fun, Chocolate Anus are made from premium cocoa beans from farmers supported by the Rainforest Alliance and Fair Trade USA. This connotes that the workers who have cultivated, cared, and tilled for the land where the raw materials are taken from to create their products are protected through fair wages.

Cocoa trees are also shade grown which helps save existing rainforests and wildlife from devastation of cost-cutting practices. This is also the reason why a normal box containing 5 Chocolate Anuses regardless of flavor is a bit pricey [$15], since it's fair.

Flavors come in 6 varieties from dark chocolate to sea salt caramel, solid white chocolate, Kentucky bourbon crème [as a homage to the owner's home state], milk chocolate and creamy peanut butter. All products are also engineered and manufactured in the US and available for order and shipping internationally. However, to maintain the product's freshness, all packages are shipped through Priority mail so it reaches intended destination in the quickest manner possible.

Chocolate Anus is also currently supporting many non-profit organizations including causes such as public education drives about the causes of rectal cancer to irritable bowel syndrome. They also encourage their buyers and other interested parties [especially non-profits] to join forces with the Chocolate Anus team if they wish to spread their own message.

Apparently, their team is also heeding any suggestions that the public can give with regards their product, service or anything else related to anuses and chocolates.

About Chocolate Anus
To sell products that bring laughter to the world while at the same time create products that put the environment and the people first. This is the mission behind Chocolate Anus' team of creative individuals. They source their chocolate raw materials from Guittard, a chocolate company that is not just Rainforest Alliance but also Fair Trade certified. All products are also made, molded and packaged right in American soil. The Chocolate Anus team is also teaming up with non-profits to support relevant causes.

Contact:
Chocolate Anus Team
contact@backdoornovalties.com
859-351-9176
Back Door Novalties
838 East High Street suite 30
Lexington, KY 40502
http://www.chocolateanus.com/