Unicorn Wins Election 2016
History has been made! Our first unicorn President! On the first day as President, the White House lawn began growing colorful sparkles. The Secret Service agents wore pink ties and sunglasses that Unicorn spotted on Pinterest. Unicorn went to play golf (because that's what presidents do)! But their golf cart got too close to the pond and a sharkbearigator tried to eat them! Later that day, Unicorn turned all dollars into candy, and the whole world was happier. What will...
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